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im your subway sandwich now

can you please take care of me

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just know you're not alone / 'cause I'm gonna make this place your home

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he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

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lost the ability to say anything normal about a man

im cramming him in my mouth & suckin on him until hes all smooth & flat like a jolly rancher

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people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

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Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

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it seemed so simple, yeah, it seemed like nothing at all
but embracing this fantasy was our past lives’ curtain call

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why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

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[nine out of ten]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

oh don't you think about it mister

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ok well we’re bringing that back obviously

me latibulating

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You know what? I want a whole post for this:

Sex Repulsion is not the same thing as, or an excuse for, Sex Negativity

non-negotiable!

I am a sex-repulsed asexual. This means that I am uncomfortable and repulsed by the idea of engaging in sexual acts. This does not mean that I have an excuse to be repulsed by other people's sexual attraction or the right to police how other people engage in or express sexual acts or attraction.

Young queer people need to learn the difference between sex repulsion and sex negativity, and actively work to unlearn sex-negative attitudes. Asexuality, even sex-repulsed asexuality, is and should be fully compatible with sex positivity.

If you are uncomfortable with the idea of other people feeling sexual attraction or engaging in sexual acts that do not involve you in any way, that is not sex repulsion it is the cultural Christianity and you need to seriously work on that.

xue