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im your subway sandwich now

can you please take care of me

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I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

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get high and think of me

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im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]

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lets get one thing perfectly clear, you freaks. pinkie pie is the one who got weird al pregnant, not the other way around

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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

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Why are they like this

this was a prophecy

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

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she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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Obsessed with the little gamer baby who won the Pokémon North American championship

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Oh my god a fifth guy just hit the burgers and fries

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